My wife says to me one day “Ain’t it about time you learned to play this golf thing that all the other husbands are playin’?” So I go next door and ask my neighbor “Can you teach me to play golf?” He: “Sure. Have you got some balls and a discount golf club?” Me: “?…..of course. Why?” He: “Well bring’em to the club house tomorrow and we’ll Tee-off.” Me: “Tee-off? Whats this Tee-off?” He: “Oh, its just a golf term and we’ll Tee-off right next to the […]

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